The Mysterious, Missing $100,000

Hey, wait a minute. Where did my vast fortune I dutifully built through payroll deduction since 1989 go? That was supposed to fund My Most Excellent Retirement, which included such antics as:

1. Sailing on the QE2
   
2. Space tourism
3. Traveling on The Orient Express
4. Liposuction for my pets
   

In addition, I was going to retire pretty early, maybe 58 or 62. I know I did not accidentally withdraw these funds and then forget where I put them. I should file some kind of a missing funds report immediately. I suspect I am not the only victim!!!